Smart Queen

موضوع: Smart Queen الإثنين يناير 07, 2008 6:48 pm

Smart
Queen

once upon time there
was a king who asked his people a question and he said : who will answer it
correctly

I will give him a
lot of money and whatever he ask for

and the question
is:

what is the
biggest thing and what is the most thing?

One servant went
to his home and while he's thinking

his daughter came
and said: dad !! what's wrong?

he said: today the
king asked a question and who will answer it correctly

he will give him a
lot of money and whatever he ask for

and I really don't
know the answer…....

the daughter
asked: and what is that question?

servant said: what
is the biggest thing and what is the most thing?

the daughter
replied :go to the king and tell him that biggest thing is your land and most
thing is your money

the servant went
to the king and said: My king I found the answer

go ahead , the
king say

servant: biggest
thing is your land and most thing is your money

king: who told you
the answer??

Servant :my
daughter

the king said:

go and tell her

wearing and not
wearing

walking but not
walking

gift or not gift

the servant went
to his daughter and said: the king said

wearing and not
wearing

walking but not
walking

gift or not gift

daughter:

ok father ,please
bring me net, sheep and meat

the father wondered
from those orders

but he brought
them

the daughter wore
the net and rode the sheep and hold the meat

she went to the
king

and said: my king
am wearing net and I'm not wearing

and am walking but
not in my feet in sheep

and this meat is
gift

or not gift?

the king was
impressed from that smart lady and asked her

would you marry me?

the daughter
married the king and they live happy life…however, after years the
king gave one of his servants a horse as gift and one day the servant slept and
forgot to feed the horse, that cause sickness for the horse so the king got
angry and dismissed that slave and took the horse from him the servant was very
upset and sad the queen sow him and asked: what's the matter? the man said: the
king dismissed me and took the horse ......

the queen said:
take fishhook and start fishing in the grass and if the king come and ask you
what are you doing say that you didn't give me....may God give me...

the servant did
like what the queen said the king came saying: what are you doing?

servant: you didn't give me....may God give me

king: who told you
that??

servant: the queen...

the king got angry
and he fed up from his smart wife. he told her: listen, take
all your stuff and return to your parents house but before leaving make a tea
for me and then take dearer thing. the wife made the
tea and added sleeping pills.. when the king woke up he
found him self at the servant home(his father-in-law) king said: who brought me
here?!!! Queen: didn't you say go to your parents house and take dearer thing with you?? and you are my dearest
person

موضوع: رد: Smart Queen السبت فبراير 02, 2008 9:33 pm

looooooooooooooooool so funny
very funny

smart queen

queen

keep posting stories ReNoA

thanks alot
flower

ELIZABETH

موضوع: رد: Smart Queen الإثنين فبراير 11, 2008 10:57 pm

mwah dear

thank you sweety

& by the way I like Hana Montana too hehe

tc