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 Smart Queen

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كاتب الموضوعرسالة
Renoa

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انثى عدد الرسائل : 53
العمر : 31
الكورس المفضل : Poetry
الهواية : Reading,meeting new friends and learning languages and cultures
المزاج : No MoOd
تاريخ التسجيل : 25/11/2007

مُساهمةموضوع: Smart Queen   الإثنين يناير 07, 2008 6:48 pm







Smart
Queen






once upon time there
was a king who asked his people a question and he said : who will answer it
correctly



I will give him a
lot of money and whatever he ask for



and the question
is:



what is the
biggest thing and what is the most thing?



One servant went
to his home and while he's thinking



his daughter came
and said: dad !! what's wrong?



he said: today the
king asked a question and who will answer it correctly



he will give him a
lot of money and whatever he ask for



and I really don't
know the answer…
....


the daughter
asked: and what is that question?



servant said: what
is the biggest thing and what is the most thing?



the daughter
replied :go to the king and tell him that biggest thing is your land and most
thing is your money



the servant went
to the king and said: My king I found the answer



go ahead , the
king say



servant: biggest
thing is your land and most thing is your money



king: who told you
the answer
??


Servant :my
daughter



the king said:


go and tell her


wearing and not
wearing



walking but not
walking



gift or not gift


the servant went
to his daughter and said: the king said



wearing and not
wearing



walking but not
walking



gift or not gift


daughter:


ok father ,please
bring me net, sheep and meat



the father wondered
from those orders



but he brought
them



the daughter wore
the net and rode the sheep and hold the meat



she went to the
king



and said: my king
am wearing net and I'm not wearing



and am walking but
not in my feet in sheep



and this meat is
gift



or not gift?


the king was
impressed from that smart lady and asked her



would you marry me?


the daughter
married the king and they live happy life…however,
after years the
king gave one of his servants a horse as gift and one day the servant slept and
forgot to feed the horse, that cause sickness for the horse so the king got
angry and dismissed that slave and took the horse from him the servant was very
upset and sad the queen sow him and asked: what's the matter
? the man said: the
king dismissed me and took the horse
......


the queen said:
take fishhook and start fishing in the grass and if the king come and ask you
what are you doing say that you didn't give me....may God give me
...


the servant did
like what the queen said the king came saying: what are you doing
?


servant: you didn't give me....may God give me


king: who told you
that
??


servant: the queen...


the king got angry
and he fed up from his smart wife
. he told her: listen, take
all your stuff and return to your parents house but before leaving make a tea
for me and then take dearer thing
. the wife made the
tea and added sleeping pills
.. when the king woke up he
found him self at the servant home(his father-in-law
) king said: who brought me
here
?!!! Queen: didn't you say go to your parents house and take dearer thing with you?? and you are my dearest
person
Smile

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معاينة صفحة البيانات الشخصي للعضو
Elizabeth

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انثى عدد الرسائل : 78
الكورس المفضل : prose and drama
الهواية : internet and sometimes reading
المزاج : Uneasy
تاريخ التسجيل : 06/11/2007

مُساهمةموضوع: رد: Smart Queen   السبت فبراير 02, 2008 9:33 pm

looooooooooooooooool so funny
very funny

smart queen

queen
keep posting stories ReNoA

thanks alot
flower flower flower flower flower

ELIZABETH
الرجوع الى أعلى الصفحة اذهب الى الأسفل
معاينة صفحة البيانات الشخصي للعضو
Renoa

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انثى عدد الرسائل : 53
العمر : 31
الكورس المفضل : Poetry
الهواية : Reading,meeting new friends and learning languages and cultures
المزاج : No MoOd
تاريخ التسجيل : 25/11/2007

مُساهمةموضوع: رد: Smart Queen   الإثنين فبراير 11, 2008 10:57 pm

mwah dear Smile


thank you sweety

& by the way I like Hana Montana too hehe

tc
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